NOW INTRODUCING THE NEW, POPULAR #1 DRINKING GAME: SHOULD I HAVE A DRINK?

Thanks for taking time to read about the new drinking game you can play exclusively in your head! Should I have a drink? is a one player game where you go back and forth in your head deliberating over whether you should have a drink or not. Players that make it all the way through "Internal Dialogue" and reach the end without having a drink...win! Along the way players will land on spaces with either Validating cards or Rejecting cards. An example of a Validating card might be "No one will know if you just turn off your phone all day." An example of a rejecting card might be "It always ends up bad". You will also be stocked up with a deck of "Past History" cards which contain hundreds if not thousands of your past drinking experiences. If you are lucky you will land on a "Play the Tape" space and be able to draw from your "Past History" which will advance you directly to the winners circle. If you lose you will be given a "Guilt and Shame" card to store away for the next round...of drinks. Your biggest opponent is yourself, so hold your breath and see if you can successfully make it to the end sober. You're entitled to it, but don't tell yourself that